Joe Theismann's Restaurant

4.6

2405 Reviews

$30 and under

American

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2 people

Mar 16, 2025

11:30 PM

Booked 29 times today

About this restaurant

Neighborhood gem
Great for happy hour
Good for groups

Celebrating the professional football career of Joe Theismann and the American traditions surrounding professional sports, Joe Theismann's Restaurant presents a menu of upscale bar and pub fare, plus a full bar featuring beer, wine and craft cocktails. The restaurant is centered around a main dining area with flat-screen TVs for watching the game, plus an intimate lounge area flanked by leather sofas, and secondary dining room that can be closed off for private events. Open for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch.

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Additional information

Dining style
Casual Dining
Price
$30 and under
Cuisines
American
Hours of operation
Mon–Fri 11:00 am–11:00 pm Sat, Sun 9:00 am–11:00 pm
Phone number
(703) 739-0777
Website
https://www.theismanns.com/
Payment options
AMEX, Diners Club, Discover, Mastercard, Visa
Dress code
Casual Dress
Catering
Joe Theismann's offers spaces & menus to accommodate parties of 1 to 101. With 35 years of experience & a location within walking distance of the metro & several hotels, the restaurant has become a popular party spot. Frequently hosted gatherings include Rehearsal Dinners, Retirement/Promotion parties, Reunions, Holiday gatherings, Showers & Office Parties of all kinds. In warm weather, a rooftop patio provides receptions way "above the rest". Off-premise catering also available. The party planning team - friendly, efficient and experienced - works with you to create the event you envision.
Private party facilities
Theismann’s Restaurant is an inviting neighborhood establishment in Old Town Alexandria, providing casual fine-dining service in a lively environment with a variety of event & large party options. With close proximity to Metro and hotels and on-site parking, Theismann's is the perfect event venue!

Location
1800 A Diagonal Road, Alexandria, VA 22314
Neighborhood
Alexandria
Cross street
King Street
Parking details
Public Lot
Public transit
Joe Theismann's Restaurant is well served by public transportation. The King Street Metro train is located across the street on the blue and the yellow lines, only two stops from Reagan Airport. Also across the street are the Amtrak and VRE trains, Alexandria Dash Bus and REX bus stops as well as the free city Tolley.
Entertainment
Satellite sports: fourteen high definition TV"s showing most major sporting events.
Additional
Banquet, Bar/Lounge, Beer, Cocktails, Delivery, Full Bar, Happy Hour, Late Night, Non-Smoking, Outdoor Smoking Area, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Private Room, Takeout, Weekend Brunch, Wheelchair Access, Wine

Popular dishes

HOT BEER CHEESE V$12.00
golden lager, soft pretzels
ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V$12.00
pickled onion and cucumber relish, feta cheese, paprika, warm pita
CRISPY CALAMARI$14.00
light breading, parmesan, herbs, lemon, marinara, blackened ranch
BROILED CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP$16.00
lump blue crab, pimientos, bay spiced tortilla chips
HOUSE MADE ONION RINGS V$9.00
panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch dressing
SPICY P.E.I. MUSSELS$14.00
tomatoes, garlic, crushed peppers, white wine, herbs, garlic toast
JTR CHICKEN FINGERS$10.00
hand breaded, house duck sauce
GIANT CHEESY GARLIC PULL-APART BREAD V$13.00
mozzarella, garlic butter, san marzano marinara
CHICKEN FRIED PICKLES V$8.00
blackened ranch

SOUP & SALADS

Add to any salad: grilled chicken +7 | chicken fingers +5 | grilled salmon +15

FRENCH ONION SOUP$12.00
braised short rib, caramelized onions, swiss cheese, garlic toast
NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER$9.00
fresh shucked clams, bacon, corn, potatoes, onions, celery, cream, herbs
GARDEN SALAD V
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette
- $7.00
- $12.00
GREENS & FETA SALAD V G
dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette
- $8.00
- $13.00
CAESAR SALAD*
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan
- $8.00
- $13.00
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD$18.00
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch
GREEK SALAD V G
romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing
- $8.00
- $13.00

BAR PIZZA

Unique 8" thin pan pizzas

THREE CHEESE V$8.50
cheddar, mozzarella, parmesan, tomato sauce
PEPPERONI$9.50
cup and char pepperoni, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce
BUFFALO CHICKEN$10.50
grilled chicken, cheddar, mozzarella, joe's buffalo sauce & blue cheese drizzle
CUBANO$10.50
braised mojo pork, salami, pickles, dijonnaise, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce
MEDITERRANEAN V$9.50
feta, roasted peppers, olives, oregano, cheddar, mozzarella, pizza sauce
VEGETARIAN CHORIZO V$11.50
impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, cilantro, cheddar, mozzarella, garlic butter

WINGS

SAUCES: joe's buffalo | honey-bourbon teriyaki | garlic-parmesan | lemon-pepper | old no. 7 bbq

BREADED OR NAKED
choice of blue cheese or ranch
- 6 wings$13.00
- 12 wings$24.00

BURGERS & SANDWICHES

Served with skin-on fries

JOE'S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*$18.00
house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, pickles, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun
BBQ BACON-CHEDDAR BURGER*$19.00
house-ground prime chuck, crisp bacon, cheddar, crispy onions, old no. 7 bbq, dijonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, kaiser roll
BBQ GRILLED CHICKEN$17.00
crisp bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, cheddar, old no.7 bbq sauce, kaiser roll
CORNED BEEF REUBEN$19.00
house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marbled rye
JTR CUBANO$18.00
braised mojo pork, capicola, salami, swiss cheese, pickles, dijonnaise, pressed bread
LUMP CRAB CAKE SANDWICH$24.00
lettuce, tomato, tartar sauce, creole slaw, kaiser roll
BUFFALO CHICKEN$18.00
crispy breaded chicken thigh, joe's buffalo sauce, blue cheese, ranch, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, kaiser roll
CLASSIC CLUB SANDWICH$19.00
house roasted turkey breast, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise, toasted pullman bread

MAINS

45 DAY AGED FILET MIGNON*$39.00
crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus
BABY BACK RIBS
spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries
- half rack$23.00
- full rack$34.00
JOE'S FAVORITE SPIRALE & CHICKEN$21.00
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
CHICKEN LOUISIANA G$25.00
shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice
60 DAY AGED 12oz NY STRIP* G$44.00
crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, garlic-green beans, bearnaise butter
BLACKENED SALMON*$28.00
grilled asparagus, crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, lemon-caper sauce, herbs
FISH & CHIPS$22.00
beer-battered cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
LUMP CRAB CAKES$36.00
skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
JTR CHICKEN FINGERS
hand breaded, skin-on fries, house duck sauce
- 1⁄2 lb$16.00
- 1 lb$21.00
PRIME ALL BEEF MEATLOAF$21.00
crispy garlic-parmesan potatoes, garlic-green beans, crispy onions, old no.7 bbq glaze

SIDES

CRISPY GARLIC-PARMESAN POTATOES V$7.00
SKIN-ON FRIES V$6.00
SAUTÉED GARLIC GREEN BEANS V G$7.00
CREOLE COLESLAW V G$5.00
GRILLED ASPARAGUS V G$9.00

What 2,405 people are saying

Joe Theismann's Restaurant reviews from people who’ve dined at this restaurant. Based on recent rating.

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4.6

4.6 based on recent ratings

4.5Food
4.6Service
4.5Ambience
4.4Value

Noise • Moderate

Review summary

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Joe Theismann's Restaurant offers an inviting atmosphere with "excellent food" and "great service." Patrons appreciate the "delicious" crab cakes, "wonderful" calamari, and "attentive" servers like Caroline. Although the noise levels can be high, guests enjoy its convenient location and lively vibe, making it a favorite spot for both locals and newcomers.

2,405 Reviews

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Misty
Washington DC1 review
5.0
Dined 2 days ago
1. Overall 5
2. Food 5
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 4
15% discount for Hilton guests. Great service and pasta.
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Scott
Washington DC6 reviews
4.0
Dined 2 days ago
1. Overall 4
2. Food 4
3. Service 2
4. Ambience 3
Burger was tasty. Service could have been better. Took a long time to get drinks and water refilled.
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Timothy
Washington DC3 reviews
5.0
Dined 4 days ago
1. Overall 5
2. Food 5
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 4
My wife and I visited for the first time and loved it! I met Joe Theismann last week at a men’s retreat and I told him we would check the place out. The food and service was great and the noise level was perfect, the music was a great selection and was not too loud for conversation. Cheers!
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Tara
Tampa8 reviews
5.0
Dined on March 9, 2025
1. Overall 5
2. Food 5
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 5
Our meal was amazing! Dillon was great and we had a great time! We absolutely love Joe Theismann’s!
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Dan VIP
Washington DC7 reviews
4.0
Dined on March 9, 2025
1. Overall 4
2. Food 5
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 4
Overall great experience, but why do you not have basics (salt/pepper shakers, sugar/sweeteners) at all tables. Big inconvenience for both customers & wait staff to have to ask (and wait) for these!
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sean
Indiana7 reviews
5.0
Dined on March 8, 2025
1. Overall 5
2. Food 5
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 4
Enjoyable atmosphere with good food and a menu with many options. Lastly, the service by our waiter (Alejandro) was excellent. Definitely recommend giving n this restaurant a try.
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Brian VIP
Washington DC139 reviews
5.0
Dined on March 8, 2025
1. Overall 5
2. Food 5
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 5
Very good brunch menu and excellent service.
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Lynda
Washington DC269 reviews
5.0
Dined on March 8, 2025
1. Overall 5
2. Food 5
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 5
Joe Theismann's food is always great and the service fantastic.
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OpenTable Diner
Washington DC11 reviews
5.0
Dined on March 8, 2025
1. Overall 5
2. Food 5
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 5
The food was like that… the Maryland Blue Crab Dip was hitting on all cylinders and the chicken salad was one of the best I’ve ever indulged in. I’ll definitely be back sooner than later.
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Francine
Las Vegas1 review
5.0
Dined on March 2, 2025
1. Overall 5
2. Food 5
3. Service 5
4. Ambience 5
First time eating here. Our server was Monique (sp?) and she was absolutely amazing!!! She was so nice and just fantastic at her job!!! I would definitely go back!!!
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FAQs

Joe Theismann's Restaurant offers delivery in partnership with Uber Eats. Joe Theismann's Restaurant also offers takeout which you can order by calling the restaurant at (703) 739-0777.

Joe Theismann's Restaurant is rated 4.6 stars by 2405 OpenTable diners.

Yes, you can generally book this restaurant by choosing the date, time and party size on OpenTable.

Make a reservation

2 people

Mar 16, 2025

11:30 PM

Booked 29 times today

Order delivery or takeout

Google Map for Joe Theismann's Restaurant

1800 A Diagonal Road, Alexandria, VA 22314

Additional information

Cross street
King Street
Neighborhood
Alexandria
Hours of operation
Mon–Fri 11:00 am–11:00 pm Sat, Sun 9:00 am–11:00 pm
Price
$30 and under
Cuisines
American
Dining style
Casual Dining
Dress code
Casual Dress
Parking details
Public Lot
Public transit
Joe Theismann's Restaurant is well served by public transportation. The King Street Metro train is located across the street on the blue and the yellow lines, only two stops from Reagan Airport. Also across the street are the Amtrak and VRE trains, Alexandria Dash Bus and REX bus stops as well as the free city Tolley.
Payment options
AMEX, Diners Club, Discover, Mastercard, Visa
Entertainment
Satellite sports: fourteen high definition TV"s showing most major sporting events.
Additional
Banquet, Bar/Lounge, Beer, Cocktails, Delivery, Full Bar, Happy Hour, Late Night, Non-Smoking, Outdoor Smoking Area, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Patio/Outdoor Dining, Private Room, Takeout, Weekend Brunch, Wheelchair Access, Wine

Website
https://www.theismanns.com/
Phone number
(703) 739-0777
Catering
Joe Theismann's offers spaces & menus to accommodate parties of 1 to 101. With 35 years of experience & a location within walking distance of the metro & several hotels, the restaurant has become a popular party spot. Frequently hosted gatherings include Rehearsal Dinners, Retirement/Promotion parties, Reunions, Holiday gatherings, Showers & Office Parties of all kinds. In warm weather, a rooftop patio provides receptions way "above the rest". Off-premise catering also available. The party planning team - friendly, efficient and experienced - works with you to create the event you envision.
Private party facilities
Theismann’s Restaurant is an inviting neighborhood establishment in Old Town Alexandria, providing casual fine-dining service in a lively environment with a variety of event & large party options. With close proximity to Metro and hotels and on-site parking, Theismann's is the perfect event venue!

Joe Theismann's Restaurant

Make a reservation

About this restaurant

Order delivery or takeout

Additional information

CRISPY CALAMARI

BLACKENED SALMON

CAESAR SALAD

STARTERS

HOT BEER CHEESE V$12.00

ROASTED GARLIC HUMMUS V$12.00

CRISPY CALAMARI$14.00

BROILED CHESAPEAKE CRAB DIP$16.00

HOUSE MADE ONION RINGS V$9.00

SPICY P.E.I. MUSSELS$14.00

JTR CHICKEN FINGERS$10.00

GIANT CHEESY GARLIC PULL-APART BREAD V$13.00

CHICKEN FRIED PICKLES V$8.00

SOUP & SALADS

FRENCH ONION SOUP$12.00

NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER$9.00

GARDEN SALAD V

GREENS & FETA SALAD V G

CAESAR SALAD*

SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN SALAD$18.00

GREEK SALAD V G

BAR PIZZA

THREE CHEESE V$8.50

PEPPERONI$9.50

BUFFALO CHICKEN$10.50

CUBANO$10.50

MEDITERRANEAN V$9.50

VEGETARIAN CHORIZO V$11.50

WINGS

BREADED OR NAKED

BURGERS & SANDWICHES

JOE'S ALL-AMERICAN BURGER*$18.00

BBQ BACON-CHEDDAR BURGER*$19.00

BBQ GRILLED CHICKEN$17.00

CORNED BEEF REUBEN$19.00

JTR CUBANO$18.00

LUMP CRAB CAKE SANDWICH$24.00

BUFFALO CHICKEN$18.00

CLASSIC CLUB SANDWICH$19.00

MAINS

45 DAY AGED FILET MIGNON*$39.00

BABY BACK RIBS

JOE'S FAVORITE SPIRALE & CHICKEN$21.00

CHICKEN LOUISIANA G$25.00

60 DAY AGED 12oz NY STRIP* G$44.00

BLACKENED SALMON*$28.00

FISH & CHIPS$22.00

LUMP CRAB CAKES$36.00

JTR CHICKEN FINGERS

PRIME ALL BEEF MEATLOAF$21.00

SIDES

CRISPY GARLIC-PARMESAN POTATOES V$7.00

SKIN-ON FRIES V$6.00

SAUTÉED GARLIC GREEN BEANS V G$7.00

CREOLE COLESLAW V G$5.00

GRILLED ASPARAGUS V G$9.00

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