Funky Geisha Cabo

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   Brandon Said

   Baja California

   1 review

   5.0

   1 review

   Dined 2 days ago

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 4
   4. Ambience 5

   Muy buena la comida y la atención muy amena Recomendado
   

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   Dennis

   VIP

   Nashville

   11 reviews

   5.0

   11 reviews

   Dined 5 days ago

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 5

   Wonderful service from Thomas and Alexis. The food was excellent. The view was lovely on the beach. Our drinks were perfect as well
   

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   Jeremy

   Vancouver

   19 reviews

   4.0

   19 reviews

   Dined 5 days ago

   1. Overall 4
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 5

   A beautiful beachside table looking out on the moonlit bay made for a delightful ambience. The food was excellent and the service was outstanding, with very friendly, engaging staff. The only drawback was the noise level from the sound system, which was a bit intrusive and, although, we loved the music they were playing, it was neither soothing nor relaxing for an evening dinner out. It spoiled the ambience a bit. We had to speak very loudly for the wait-staff to hear us, even in an open-air setting. Nonetheless, we would definitely come back (and probably will on this trip) for the delicious food, the excellent service and the charming location.
   

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   Brittany

   Cincinnati

   2 reviews

   5.0

   2 reviews

   Dined on February 8, 2025

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 5

   This was a fun experience, I love that it’s right on the water and the music and vibes were great! The food and drinks were also amazing!
   

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   Funky Geisha CaboResponded 7 days ago

   Thank you for your kind feedback. We are delighted to hear that you enjoyed your experience with us, from the beautiful waterfront setting to the music, atmosphere, and delicious food and drinks. We look forward to welcoming you again in the future. Best regards Manu Hernández General Manager
   

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   Zyrah

   Seattle

   1 review

   5.0

   1 review

   Dined on January 31, 2025

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 5

   Thomas & Alexis are the best. It was me and my bestfriend’s birthdays. They made it so special. They were so welcoming and had sense of humor. They also took clips and pictures of us for memories since its just us two. The food was amazing. Were both asian and we thought this was beyond our expectations. The performance for the drinks were amazing. The staff members are welcoming. Ambiance was amazing. If youre going for that tulum vibes , this dinner is for you!
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded on February 2, 2025

   Thank you very much for sharing with us your kind comments regarding your recent visit, it was a pleasure to have been your host during this lovely evening. We would love to have the chance to pamper you very soon, please come back and allow us to exceed your expectations one more time.
   

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   Abby

   VIP

   New York City

   2 reviews

   2.0

   2 reviews

   Dined on January 26, 2025

   1. Overall 2
   2. Food 1
   3. Service 4
   4. Ambience 4

   Majority of the table ordered pad Thai and couldn’t even eat it — it had no sauce, just plain noodles & veggies. A pair of girls ordered the duck and it was completely inedible as well. Crab Rangoon & miso soup were great, and drunken noodles okay. Ambience is great, but not worth the price for the food.
   

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   Terry

   Vancouver

   4 reviews

   5.0

   4 reviews

   Dined on January 14, 2025

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 4

   What a pleasant surprise! We're from a place that is known for it's sushi and asian food. Everything we tried was so fresh and exquisitely presented and our server Ricardo was excellent. We've found a new go to restaurant during our trips to Cabo!
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded on January 19, 2025

   What a sushi glow-up! So glad we could surprise you with our fresh, delicious dishes! Ricardo is the real MVP, making sure you have the best experience possible. Can’t wait to be your new go-to spot for all your Cabo adventures – see you next time! Best regards Manu Hernández General Manager
   

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   Carolyn

   VIP

   Atlanta

   25 reviews

   3.0

   25 reviews

   Dined on January 8, 2025

   1. Overall 3
   2. Food 2
   3. Service 4
   4. Ambience 2

   We were really looking forward to our meal at Funk Geisha after reading reviews and the menu. The dishes were described deliciously. The execution of every dish we tried was underwhelming and the overall quality was lacking. The Dragon roles were dry tasteless. The vegetable tempura had few actual vegetables and mostly only onions. The lobster pad Thai was devoid of lobster. The bright spot was the chicken pad Thai, which 2 of 5 family members enjoyed. The service was enthusiastic, but inconsistent. However, the timing of the service of the dishes made no sense. Three of us ordered noodle dishes and sushi rolls. The rolls came first for 2 of us but the pad Thai came first for one of us. One person ordered yellow curry with shrimp but was served yellow curry with chicken and she doesn’t eat meat. We had waited long for food that she decided she didn’t want to wait for the replacement dish. We waited 20 minutes for our drinks to arrive and were served old fashions with more ice than drink. Without ice, our old fashions barely reached two fingers on the glass. Overall, we were disappointed but the staff tried hard to please.
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded on January 12, 2025

   Thank you for sharing your feedback with us. We deeply regret that your experience at Funky Geisha did not meet your expectations. It’s disappointing to hear that the dishes you were excited to try fell short in both flavor and execution. We take all comments seriously, especially when it comes to the quality of our food and service, and we will address these concerns with our kitchen and front-of-house teams. We also apologize for the mix-up with your order and the delays in drink service. While we are glad to hear that the staff’s enthusiasm stood out, we clearly missed the mark on delivering a smooth, enjoyable experience for your group. We hope you’ll give us another chance to redeem ourselves in the future.
   

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   Anna

   Hawaii

   2 reviews

   1.0

   2 reviews

   Dined on January 1, 2025

   1. Overall 1
   2. Food 2
   3. Service 1
   4. Ambience 2

   Worst experience ever. Food took over an hour and forty five minutes and was tiny portions. We stopped by MxDonalds afterwards.
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded on January 5, 2025

   We’re truly sorry to hear about your disappointing experience. This is certainly not the level of service or quality we aim to provide. We sincerely apologize for the long wait and small portions. Your feedback is very important to us, and we are addressing the issues you've mentioned with our team to ensure they are improved. We would love the opportunity to make it up to you and offer a much better experience on your next visit. Please consider giving us another chance to serve you better. Best regards Manu Hernández General Manager
   

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    Howard

    VIP

    Vancouver

    5 reviews

    2.0

    5 reviews

    Dined on January 1, 2025

    1. Overall 2
    2. Food 3
    3. Service 2
    4. Ambience 4

    Inflated pricing for New Years experience. Chaotic experience. Staff were all over the place. Food was presented nicely but kitchen messed up order. Overall disappointing for the money.
    

    Funky Geisha CaboResponded on January 5, 2025

    Thank you for sharing your feedback. We truly apologize for the chaotic experience you had during your New Year’s visit. We understand your concerns about the pricing and the issues with your order, and we're sorry that we didn't meet your expectations. This is not the experience we strive to offer, especially for special occasions. We would love to have the chance to make it up to you and provide a much smoother and more enjoyable experience. We hope you’ll consider giving us another opportunity to improve your experience. Best regards Manu Hernández General Manager
    

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