Funky Geisha Cabo

Funky Geisha Cabo reviews from people who’ve dined at this restaurant. Based on recent rating.

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   Natalia

   Orange County1 review

   1.0

   Dined 3 days ago

   1. Overall 1
   2. Food 1
   3. Service 1
   4. Ambience 2

   PLEASE AVOID THIS RESTAURANT. I went here for my birthday, hoping that the negative reviews were some bad apples and boy was I WRONG. Food was cheap resort level, service was terrible (rushed us to order when we were the only table there and then barely checked in on us and took forever to bring us the bill). They charged us $70 for water for our table and none of us even got refills. They said we could have had house water for free but they never offered house water, they just asked us if we wanted sparkling or still. The decor was cute, but the music from the restaurant was competing with taboo upstairs and really just ruined the vibe. This place is shady, offers low quality food and service, and simply is not worth the money. If you want a nice dinner and willing to pay the price go to Cocina Del Mar or Mona Lisa. All the negative reviews are right
   

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   Nathan VIP

   Utah13 reviews

   1.0

   Dined on May 11, 2025

   1. Overall 1
   2. Food 2
   3. Service 1
   4. Ambience 2

   Unfortunately, the service team was very disorganized and rude. Several examples of this happened so we kindly requested the check and went to finish our dinner elsewhere. Sad as the Rosa Negra group typically delivers a great experience.
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded on May 13, 2025

   We’re very sorry to hear about your recent experience. This is certainly not the level of service we strive to provide, and we sincerely apologize for the disappointment. Your feedback is incredibly valuable, and we take it seriously — we’ll be reviewing what happened with our team to ensure it doesn’t happen again. We appreciate you bringing this to our attention and hope we can have the opportunity to restore your trust in the future.
   

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   Carly VIP

   Philadelphia1 review

   5.0

   Dined on May 8, 2025

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 5

   Amazing experience great food great vibes. A little pricy but to be expected. Worth it!
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded on May 19, 2025

   Hi Carly! Thank you for your wonderful review! We're so glad to hear you enjoyed the food, the vibes, and the overall experience. We understand that our pricing may be on the higher side, and we truly appreciate your recognition that it reflects the quality and atmosphere we aim to provide. Hope to see you again soon for another great night! Manu Hernández General Manager
   

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   Gabriela VIP

   San Francisco15 reviews

   5.0

   Dined on May 4, 2025

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 5

   Super Fun Vibe. Delicious cuisine. Great staff. Comfortable and stylish seating. Incredible View of arches--you are on the beach. Bring flops as your tables are in the sand and so are your feet.
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded on May 5, 2025

   Thank you so much for your kind words! We’re thrilled you enjoyed the fun vibe, delicious cuisine, and the service from our team. It’s great to hear you appreciated the beachfront setting and those stunning views of the arches — truly a special part of the experience. And yes, great tip on the flip-flops — nothing like dining with your feet in the sand! We look forward to welcoming you back soon for another unforgettable visit. Manu Hernández General Manager
   

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   Ana Lucía

   Mexico City1 review

   5.0

   Dined on April 21, 2025

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 5

   Muy delicioso todo! Muy buena atención y padrísimos los fuegos artificiales
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded on April 21, 2025

   ¡Muchísimas gracias por tu comentario! Nos alegra saber que disfrutaste de la comida, el servicio y el espectáculo de fuegos artificiales. Fue un placer tenerte con nosotros, y esperamos darte la bienvenida de nuevo muy pronto para otra experiencia igual de especial. Manu Hernández General Manager
   

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   Margarita Del Rosario

   Baja California Sur1 review

   5.0

   Dined on April 20, 2025

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 5
   4. Ambience 5

   El espacio es muy ameno, te ofrece una experiencia muy bonita.
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded on May 5, 2025

   Muchas gracias por tomarte el tiempo de compartir tu comentario. Nos alegra saber que disfrutaste del ambiente y que tuviste una experiencia agradable con nosotros. Será un placer recibirte nuevamente muy pronto para seguir ofreciéndote momentos especiales en nuestro espacio. Manu Hernández General Manager
   

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   Mike

   Chicago / Illinois3 reviews

   3.0

   Dined on April 17, 2025

   1. Overall 3
   2. Food 3
   3. Service 2
   4. Ambience 2

   Disappointing. Right on the beach with kind of a boho vibe, and it looks inviting on the surface. The reality was a let down. The seats are uncomfortable and difficult to eat from, there was a table next to us smoking, and there was a boat right off the beach with one guy bellowing on a *tuba*, which was competing with the music coming from all the places along the beach. Food: pretty good, I'd give it a 3. Value: ridiculous, $30 for a tuna roll? $25 for a drink? Service: mixed up orders, pacing was off, took forever to track down waiter for drinks and then check. Honestly we couldn't get out of there fast enough.
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded on April 21, 2025

   Thank you for sharing your detailed feedback — we’re truly sorry to hear that your experience did not meet expectations. While we’re glad you found the food to be enjoyable, we deeply regret the discomfort and disruptions you encountered. We take all comments seriously and will be reviewing each point you’ve mentioned to ensure improvements are made, both in service flow and overall guest experience. Your input is invaluable, and we hope you might consider giving us another opportunity in the future to provide the high-quality experience we aim for. Manu Hernández General Manager
   

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   Jen VIP

   Toronto2 reviews

   3.0

   Dined on April 8, 2025

   1. Overall 3
   2. Food 3
   3. Service 3
   4. Ambience 5

   The ambiance is great. Food is ok. Service medium. Biggest annoyance was that they won’t allow an uber in to come and pick you up when you want to leave and they make you walk down to the street down a lot of stairs.
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded on April 14, 2025

   Hi Jen, thanks for your feedback! We're glad you enjoyed the ambiance. We're sorry to hear about the inconvenience with the Uber pickup and the service — we really appreciate you bringing that to our attention. We’ll definitely take your comments into consideration to improve the overall experience. Hope to see you again! Manu Hernández General Manager
   

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   Jeanette

   Utah2 reviews

   5.0

   Dined on April 1, 2025

   1. Overall 5
   2. Food 5
   3. Service 3
   4. Ambience 5

   Great however the service went downhill given they had two big tables to service which made us back burner .
   

   Funky Geisha CaboResponded on April 7, 2025

   Thank you for your feedback, and we’re glad to hear you enjoyed your experience overall. We apologize if the service was affected by the large tables being attended to. We truly value your time and are committed to providing the best service to all of our guests. We’d love to have you back soon and ensure you have a flawless experience next time! Manu Hernández General Manager
   

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    Megan

    San Francisco6 reviews

    5.0

    Dined on March 25, 2025

    1. Overall 5
    2. Food 5
    3. Service 5
    4. Ambience 5

    The atmosphere is amazing the food is unreal! Best dinner in Cabo. Week nights no fireworks which was a bummer but the music is energetic. Be ready to pull out your $$ not cheap but worth it!
    

    Funky Geisha CaboResponded on March 31, 2025

    Thank you for your thoughtful review! We’re thrilled to hear that you enjoyed the atmosphere and the food, and that it was the best dinner you had in Cabo. We appreciate your understanding about the fireworks on weeknights and are glad the energetic music added to the experience. While we know our offerings are a bit of an investment, we’re pleased to hear you found it worth it. We hope to welcome you back soon for another memorable experience! Manu Hernández General Manager
    

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