Harris Grill Downtown

Wonderful Things

that you can eat or just s mear all over your crazy self

• Cheese Dip con Queso with Cheese$8.92

  We'd just like to mention that there is cheese in this dip, in case you weren't sure. Cheddary smoothness with our own East End GPA beer, a little smoke, a little spice. So nice. With freshly-made to order corn tortilla chips and extra napkins. We'll bet if theres any quesl oeft after you're out of chips that you're going right in with the thumbs

• Black & Bleu Burgher$12.97

  Sometimes we like to do a little something special together. This is a big something special: half a pound of ground chuck, blackened lightly and served on brioche with crumbled bleu cheese, onion straws, and special Hizzle Grizzle sauce. Limited Time

• Bacon Double Cheeseburger Chimichanga$12.88

  This thing is just so wrong, but again oh so right! Everything you'd expect in a bacon double cheeseburgher, hand-rolled lovingly within a giant tortilla and fried to a crispy golden brown. With pico & pickles, drizzled with dijon-sriracha sauce

Build-A-Bowl Workshop

Be the master of your domain with our premier Big Bowl O' Food program. Take your picks and just watch: we'll cook em up good and, are you ready, we'll put em in a bowl! $15.93 A bowl is like a plate but with handy sides to keep your dinner stacked in place. It's a system

• Start with One of These

  Professionally Seasoned and Mashed Redskin Potatoes, GlutenFree Quinoa, Curly Curly Cavatappi & Red Sauce, Pierogies, Zucchini Noodles, or Tatery Tots

• Pick a Protein

  Grilled Marinated Chicken Breast, Grilled Portobello 'Shroom, Jamaican Jerk Chicken, Hummus, Braised Short Ribs +$1, a Jumbo Lump Crab Cake +$7.28, Grilled Salmon +$5.44, Steak* +$6.74. Add a chicken egg or two for just $0.99, a Faberge egg for $678, $420

• And Finish Big

  Delicious Roasted Vegetables, Lots of Bacon, Black Bean Pineapple Salsa, Pico de Gallo, Toothsome Hearty Chili, Big Ladle of our famous Mac-n-Chee Sauce, Spicy Coleslaw. Add any of our wing or other sauces additionally for $0.59

Featured Bowl

• Gobbowl Gobbowl!$16.92

  For a limited time only, you can score everything you'd normally have to travel to Grandma's for: house-roasted juicy turkey breast, stuffing, corn, homemade mashers, gravy, & cranberry sauce. And for the love of god no substitutions, please; Granny's been getting so fussy lately

Stranger Wings

On the bone as God intended, or bone-free through the miracle of technology. Not so into the poultry? Now there's Veg-Friendly version in Cauliflower or Pierogies. All are spicy – particularly the Nummers -- but you just have to ask if you want them hotter than hell and we'll make 'em burn. $7.98 No splittin' the flavors, no spittin' on the floor, and don't clean yourself up 'til you're finished. Warning: Some Wings May Contain Bones

Pick a Wing

• Your Usual Yardbird Wings

• Boneless (But How Do They Even Stand?)

• Carb-Friendly Cauliflower Wings

  Yes they fly

• Potato & Cheese Pierogies

  They fly, too

• Left Wings

  WIC Approved

Pick a Sauce

• Rick & Morty Szechuan Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

• Chimichurri Flurry

• Colombian Gum Nummers

• Just Damn Hot Buffalo

• Garlicy Herby Parmesan

• Jamaican Jerk

Pick a Dip

• Ranch

• Bleu Cheese

Fun Things

to put in your mouth, and these here are just Five Bucks at Happy Hour!

• Britney Spears$8.88

  Chicken tenders that are marinated, poked with a sharp stick and grilled. We serve them with some greens and some dippable dips for dipping, like a chipotle sauce and a basil pesto. We recommend actually eating these versus lip syncing

• Polish Church Basement Pierogies$7.98

  High-density dumplings from Poland, carefully assembled by nimble immigrant hands, slathered in butter 'n onions

• Muhammara$8.38

  Here's a simple, delicious dip from the middle east, Syria, particularly, and even more specifically: Aleppo. It's almost a superfood with walnuts, roasted red peppers, extra virgin olive oil, and the surprise of pomegranate molasses. Perfect scooping up with bread and sharing

• Buffalo Chicken Dip$9.85

  A favorite of every Stillers party south of Penn Ave. Oven baked, gooey, and full o' spicy bird, served with celery sticks and pita wedges for dippin'. Enough for sharing. Please share. Seriously: don't eat all this by yourself

• Trailerpark Totchos$9.91

  A tribute to the creative cooks in corrugated containers comes tater tots with our famous chili, jalapeño peppers, cheddar cheese sauce, salsa and sour cream. Big enough to tip the trailer right off its wheels. You may eat the first 6 tots with your fingers, but after that, for the love of all things holy please use a fork. Even better meated up with Braised Shortrib - ask your server

• Harris' Hummus$7.37

  With tahini and a touch of lime, served with warm pita bread triangles and some vegetables for scooping

• Spinach Dip$7.79

  Hot, creamy dip with artichoke hearts and cheese, served with pita for dipping and keeping your fingers clean

• Calamari Mata Hari$8.92

  Our favorite cephalopod all dressed up in a seasoned breading and quickly flash-fried, then tossed in a sweet and spicy chile drizzle of Dutch and Indian influence

Accessories

the boon companions of burghers and sandwiches

Starchy Sides

• French Fried Pertaters

• Smashed Pertaters

• Tots. Just Tots

• A Little Mac & Chee

  might cost a little more

Fibrous Friends

• Chili

  might cost a little more

• Soup of the Du Day

  might cost a little more

• Roasted Veggies

• Spicy Coleslaw

Soups

hot and a lot

• Labor-Inducing Vegetarian Chili$3.47

  Served with a dollop of sour cream, this chili is not recommended late in the 3rd trimester. Contains no meat, unlike the vegetarian-style chili that you find in the suburbs

• Du Jour of The Day Soup$3.47

  Straight from the Department of Redundancy Department come rib-sticking chill chasers to chase the chills

• Creemo Tomato$3.47

  Have a coupla slurps of soup first. Too hot? Blow on it. Blow, Blow, Yea. Just like that. Now into your mouth with it. Slurp. That spoonful takes ya back to the time of the Trapper-Keeper and doodling that special name all over the notebook cover. Third bite: well, you tell us where it takes you.

Burghers & Sandwiches

Meat more meat or not.Sandwiches and Burghers come with french fried potatoes. Burghers are half a pound of Black Angus beef from happy, well adjusted cattle who came from good looking Lutheran families, grilled to your liking*. Try any sammich or burgher on a crusty Pretzel Roll or a Gluten-Free Roll for the gluten haters. - each just a buck more. We take care of eva'body! You can eat with your hands, but please don't wipe hands on pants

• Delmonico a Go Go*$12.89

  This is the steak sandwich that just might heal a thousand vegetarians. We expertly grill USDA Choice Delmonico steak, slice it, and place atop sturdy, crusty roll with grilled onions, peppers, mushrooms, aioli, and Swiss cheese. Worthy of employing knife and fork

• The Garden Weasel$9.66

  Grilled zucchini and a portobello cap paired with roasted red peppers, tomatoes, onion, fresh mozzarella cheese, and basil pesto mayonnaise. Served on a grilled roll, or on a righteous gluten-free roll for a buck. Fits nicely in the cup holder of your Prius

• I Can Has Bacon Cheezburgher?*$11.97

  Rich, smokehouse bacon and sharp, bitey cheddar atop a manhole cover of grilled beef cooked to your liking that's more than able to satisfy even the most demanding carnivore

• Crabcake Sandwich$15.88

  Our famous Crabcake McArdle placed handily on a brioche bun for ease of handling, with a little tartar sauce sauce and a side of superfood quinoa salad

• Goin' Cold Turkey

  No matter what you're quitting (or starting), Cold Turkey is definitely the way to go. Our house-roasted turkey breast hand carved and piled upon a grilled Dutch Crunch bun with tomatoes, cucumber, pickled onions, and pesto aioli

• The Half-Baked Italian$11.88

  Come here. Listen. We're gonna make you a sandwich you can't refuse. It's smoked salami, capicollo, and pepperoni baked on a crunchily-topped ciabatta roll spread with a little Tuscan aioli, topped with nattily attired red onion and greens

• Henny Penny$9.85

  Spicy, blackened chicken breast grilled with melted cheddar, lettuce, tomato, onion, and a smoky, spicy, perky and piquant chipotle mayonnaise on a crunchy roll. This came on the menu in 2004 and we haven't changed it since. You'll know why when you try it

Salads

For the rabbits in all of us. Dress a nutritious salad with your choice of Homemade Balsamic Fig Vinaigrette, Fromage Bleu, or Avocado Vinaigrette, and Pittsburgh Sauce (Ranch). Salads are good for you and will make you more attractive to others, so eat more salads

• Salad de la Burgh$11.87

  The Pittsburgh staple with fries, shredded provolone and mozzarella cheeses, and grilled, marinated chicken tenders. Doesn't this just cry out for Ranch? Ask about upgrading to a USDA Choice 'Burgh Steak Salad

• Roasted Vegetable Salad$9.88

  This is a salad with roasted vegetables. Roasting is one of the best ways to treat veggies. Just ask any veggie and they'll tell you! Warm roasted carrots, broccoli, peppers, onions, and Brussels sprouts and beetses over spring greens affected deeply and personally by fig vinaigrette

• Salmon Cobb$13.09

  All the standard accoutrements of the famous Cobb, but with grilled wild salmon and avocado vinaigrette

• Quickie Salad Chop Chop$11.87

  Iceberg lettuce and baby mesclun greens, cucumbers, tomatoes, bacon, and many, many more veggies all carved up with grilled chicken, bacon, and a fig vinaigrette. Low maintenance

• Hail, Caesar!$11.87

  Caesar dressed his appropriately in the kitchen as do we; Plus grilled or blackened chicken breast

Big Things

Available until 11pm. Big, hearty meals cuz you need more calories when the Mon Incline is down. For Those Of You With Control Issues: We give you these options to add in to make your very own special Mac and Chee dish. Get creative! Start with one from above then go crazy! Money is no object; we'll make your custom supper if it takes the last dime you have! Add real bacon for a couple of bucks. Mix tots in, go ahead, they're cheap. A scoop of vanilla ice cream is a dollar ten. Want a fried egg? Hell yes! Get a fried egg for a buck. Want two fried eggs? Oh hells yes! Get TWO fried eggs for the same buck! Mix roasted vegetables in there if you want some fiber. Go hog wild and add some Bacon! A really good idea would be to add our yummy chili. Try it. It's good. Radishes and pickles? They're free. Just ask for 'em

• Eggplant Napoleon$15.44

  Crispy fried eggplant stacked lasagna-style with pesto and marinara, bound by gooey cheese, and sided by a salad

• Crab Cakes McArdle$22.88

  People risk their lives by chain smoking on a boat to bring us this crab from the Bering sea. Jumbo lumpers with salad and vegetable, our special sauce Remoulade

• The Best o' the Pesto$14.42

  Zucchini "noodles" tossed with veggies, fresh mozzarella, and a bright basily pesto sauce that simply screams "I do hot yoga! Low carb, high flavor! Add meat and it's even better!

The Macaronis and the Cheeses

So over the past twelve or so years we've managed to sell more macaronis and cheeses to lucky Pittsburghers than Donny Trump has sold red hats to the disenfranchised. In fall, 2010, we classed it up and added our award winning lobster mac to rave reviews. So let's roll with a theme, shall we?

• Original HG Macaroni & Cheese$12.62

  Done right with a cheddary sauce Mornay, it's not from a box, and it's big. Really big. Voted Best in Pittsburgh 2016. More adventurous? Read on, dear gourmand

• Macaronis et Fromage de Langoustine$21.47

  It just didn't seem quite right to name this decadent gastroconcoction in English, so we pulled out our high school French. Here our already world-famous Macaroni and Cheese is prepared with Atlantic lobster and lump crab meat

• Mom's Hamburger Helper$16.61

  How's a half pound of Angus ground round that's browned sound? It's sure to astound

• Imagine the Rastabilities$15.72

  One life, one lunch, let's get together and feel all right. Have your own ganja-free reasoning right here at the table with spicy Jamaican jerk pulled chicken. Jah will provide for

• Steak M & C*$19.47

  Grilled, marinated steak on our macaroni and cheese. Recommended medium rare so it remains juicy

Taco Town!

Tacos, our vaguely Mexican things. Gluten-free corn tortillas available. Go Double Decker on your tacos Chalupa-style for a buck!

• Jackfruit SofriTacos$14.97

  The Indian superfood you've probably never heard about (like those hipster bands): Jackfruit, featuring a meaty texture and boasting over 20% of daily recommended fiber, and almost no fat, done sofrito style with a smoky chipotle overtone

• Fish Tacos$15.97

  Flaky, mild white fish, either grilled or fried with some spicy slaw, some quinoa salad and roasted veggies

• Jamaican Tacos Tonight?$14.97

  Three really spicy pulled jerk chicken tacos, Jamaican-style with some calming cilantro cream and pineapple-black bean salsa to cool it a bit. With a quinoa salad and some veggies

the Quesadilla Quarter

• Chicken Quesadilla$11.99

  Más grande que el procuedio, el pollo se asa parrilla y se sirve con todos los compleuertos, Gringo. Google translation: "We are in school, the room is large and bright"

• Braised Beef Shortrib Quesadilla$15.97

  Braised until it's falling off the bone, then braised some more. We tuck it into a tortilla and griddle it to make handling a little easier. Big and beefy. With pickled red onion and chimichurri sauce as a bright counterpoint

Desserts

cuz you don t get nearly enough sugar in your diet

• Cookies-n-Cream

  A freshly baked chocolate chip cookie of prodigious diameter served hot out of our Easy-Bake oven (powered by a 40-watt light bulb) in a lethal cast iron skillet with your choice of Millie's ice cream. $6.91 Give us a few minutes to make this: mom's baking these to order, and you know how she gets when she's rushed!

• A Bowl o' Cold$2.89

  Just feeling a little peckish? There's always room for ice cream. Let us scoop up a nice little bowl of nummy local Millie's. There's Vanilla, Chocolate, and a Special Featured Flavor, too. Ask your server

• Have Some Coffee with Dessert

  Knock it off, Juley. I don't need you to tell me how f^&#in good my coffee is, OK? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is, OK? When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys sh*t. I buy the gourmet expensive sh*t because I when I drink it I wanna taste it. But you wanna know what's on my mind right now? It's not the coffee in my kitchen

• Praline Pumpkin Cheesecake$6.06

  Satisfy your pumpkin spice needs with this decadent dessert

• Skillet Brownie$6.41

  Much like our Cookies n Cream dessert, here's a freshly-baked brownie in the same dangerous cast iron skillet that was a favored weapon of the likes of Tom and Jerry through Ren and Stimpy. Swizzle of caramel sauce and Millie's ice cream

• Prantl's Burnt Almond Torte$6.99

  We've partnered with Prantl's to bring you Pittsburgh's best confection: the Burnt Almond Torte. The bakery has been in Shadyside for over 100 years. Probably big enough for two, but we won't speak poorly of you if you eat one all by your little ol self

• Buy The Kitchen a Round!$9.99

  Didja like your supper tonight? Wanna show those who made it some appreciation? It's hot back there. Really hot. Buy the guys and gals in the back a round of cool, fresh afterwork beers and they'll be your bestest friends forever!