I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY BUT I'M GONNA EAT ANYWAY:
Ajvar and Pita Bread$13.00
Traditional Balkan’s Spread Roasted Pepper, Roasted Eggplant, Sunflower Oil and Sea Salt [SF] For Gluten Free option sub veggies for pita.
Three Empanadas$15.00
Potato and Veggies served with Garlic Aioli [SF] Three not enough? Add the extra one!
Cauliflower Wings$16.00
Buffalo or BBQ Carrot and Ranch Dressing On The Side [GF, SF]
- Buffalo$0.00
- BBQ$0.00
- Lemon Pepper$0.00
Chips and Guacamole$12.00
House-made, always fresh guacamole and chips. [GF, SF]
Tequenos$15.00
Venezuelan Cheese Sticks served with Garlic Aioli [SF] 4 Tequeños not enough? Add more.
Nachos$16.00
Chips, Cheddar, Black Beans, Corn, Pico De Gallo [GF, SF] Add: Guac, Jackfruit, Seitan, Tofu - $3
Mac Balls$15.00
Fried Mac and Cheddar Cheese Balls Ranch Dressing on the side [GF, SF] 4 MacBalls come in one order. Feel free to add one more.
Two Sliders$17.00
Veggie or Beyond Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Onion, Tomato, Pickle and Awesome Sauce [SF]
- Veggie Patty$0.00
- Beyond Patty$0.00
- One Veggie, One Beyond$1.00
Homemade Fries$7.00
Served with Ranch [GF, SF]
Greek Fries$10.00
Feta, Parsley, Lemon Slice served with Garlic Aioli [GF, SF]
Fried Oyster Mushrooms$19.00
Organic Oyster Mushrooms Server with homemade ranch and slice of lemon [GF, SF]
“I’M JUST GONNA GET A SOUP AND SALAD” - WE GOT YOU SISTER:
Caesar Salad$14.00
Kale, Parmesan, Sun Dried Tomatoes with Caesar dressing[GF, SF]
Neiman Salad$15.00
Kale, Broccoli, Tom, Carrot, Corn, Black Beans and Mediterranean Dressing [GF, SF]
Taco Salad$15.00
Kale, Black Beans, Corn, Red Peppers, Pico De Gallo, Chips and Chipotle Aioli [GF, SF]
Kale My Name House Salad$11.00
Kale, Tomato, Cucumber, Onion, Carrot with choice of dressing [GF, SF]
- Mediterranean$0.00
- Ranch$0.00
- Caesar$0.00
- Chipotle Aioli$0.00
- Garlic Aioli$0.00
- Buffalo$0.00
- BBQ$0.00
Greek Salad$15.00
Kale, Olives, Feta, Tomato, Cucumber, Onion, Mediterranean Dressing [GF, SF]
WRAP IT UP:
-all wraps come with French Fries, sub any of the sides for $1
Jackfruit Wrap$18.00
Jackfruit, Black Beans, Corn, Kale, Pico de Gallo and Chipotle Aioli
- Spinach Wrap Contains Gluten$0.00
- Gluten Free Rice Flour Wrap$1.50
- Fries$0.00
- Broccoli$1.00
- Black Beans$1.00
- Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
- Greek Fries$3.00
- Rosemary Potatoes$0.00
Buffalo Tofu Wrap$18.00
Fried Tofu, Buffalo Sauce, Kale, Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion, Ranch Sauce
- Spinach Wrap Contains Gluten$0.00
- Gluten Free Rice Flour Wrap$1.50
- Fries$0.00
- Broccoli$1.00
- Black Beans$1.00
- Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
- Greek Fries$3.00
- Rosemary Potatoes$0.00
Italian Seitan Wrap$18.00
Seitan, Mushrooms, Kale, Mozzarella Cheese, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Garlic Aioli
- Spinach Wrap Contains Gluten$0.00
- Gluten Free Rice Flour Wrap$1.50
- Fries$0.00
- Broccoli$1.00
- Black Beans$1.00
- Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
- Greek Fries$3.00
- Rosemary Potatoes$0.00
Caesar Avocado Wrap$18.00
Avocado, Kale, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Parmesan, Caesar Dressing
- Spinach Wrap Contains Gluten$0.00
- Gluten Free Rice Flour Wrap$1.50
- Fries$0.00
- Broccoli$1.00
- Black Beans$1.00
- Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
- Greek Fries$3.00
- Rosemary Potatoes$0.00
- Add Tindle Chicken Tenders$4.00
- No Caesar$0.00
- No Avocado$0.00
- No Sun Dried Tomato$0.00
- No Parmesan$0.00
Oyster Mushroom Wrap$21.00
Organic Fried Oyster Mushrooms, Kale, Onion, Tomato, Pickle, Awesome Sauce Dressing
- Spinach Wrap Contains Gluten$0.00
- Gluten Free Rice Flour Wrap$1.50
- Fries$0.00
- Broccoli$1.00
- Black Beans$1.00
- Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
- Greek Fries$3.00
- Rosemary Potatoes$0.00
- No Kale$0.00
- No onions$0.00
- No tomato$0.00
- No awesome sauce$0.00
- Awesome sauce on the side$0.00
- No pickles$0.00
TACOS, BECAUSE IT'S MEXICO SOMEWHERE:
Jackfruit Tacos$15.00
Two Jackfruit Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]
Fried Avocado Tacos$15.00
Two Fried Avocado Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]
Seitan Tacos$15.00
Two Seitan Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [SF]
Beyond Tacos$17.00
Two Ground Beyond Beef Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]
Combo Tacos (One of Each)$21.00
One Avocado, One Jackfruit, One Seitan Tacos
NOW, I'M REALLY HUNGRY:
TINDLE Chicken Sandwich$18.00
TiNDLE Chicken Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries
- Fries$0.00
- Broccoli$1.00
- Black Beans$1.00
- Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
- Greek Fries$3.00
- Rosemary Potatoes$0.00
Chicago Burger$18.00
*nominated for best burger in the city by Chicago Reader Beyond Burger Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]
- Fries$0.00
- Broccoli$1.00
- Black Beans$1.00
- Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
- Greek Fries$3.00
- Rosemary Potatoes$0.00
Hawaii Burger$19.00
Veganuary Special - Hawaii Burger - Beyond Burger Patty, Shredded Mozarella Cheese, Pineapple, BBQ Sauce, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles and Side of Fries [SF]
- Fries$0.00
- Broccoli$1.00
- Black Beans$1.00
- Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
- Greek Fries$3.00
- Rosemary Potatoes$0.00
Tina's Veggie Burger$18.00
Veggie Patty (made in house - soft texture) Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]
- Fries$0.00
- Broccoli$1.00
- Black Beans$1.00
- Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
- Greek Fries$3.00
- Rosemary Potatoes$0.00
Oyster Mushroom Sandwich$21.00
Organic Fried Oyster Mushroom, Brioche Bun, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]
- Fries$0.00
- Broccoli$1.00
- Black Beans$1.00
- Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
- Greek Fries$3.00
- Rosemary Potatoes$0.00
Southern Supper$22.00
Fried Cauliflower, Mac Ball, Garlic Kale, Homemade Fries with Ranch, Buffalo and BBQ sauces on the side [GF, SF]
CAN I STILL ORDER FROM KIDS MENU EVEN THO I AM OVER 12? KALE NO!
Kids Quesadillas$6.00
Cheddar or Mozzarella in Corn Tortillas [GF, SF]
- Mozzarella$0.00
- Cheddar$0.00
Kids Burger$14.00
Beyond Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Side of Fries [SF]
Kids Veggie Plate$9.00
Choice of 3 Raw Veggies Served with Ranch Carrots, Broccoli, Kale, Mushroom, Tomato, Red Peppers [GF, SF]
SIDE CHICK:
Broccoli$5.00
Black Beans$4.00
Garlic Kale Yeah$6.00
IT'S OK GUAC, I'M EXTRA TOO:
Ranch$1.00
Caesar Dressing$1.00
Awesome Sauce$1.00
Garlic Aioli$1.00
Buffalo Sauce$1.00
BBQ Sauce$1.00
Chipotle Aioli$1.00
Mediterranean Vinaigrette$1.00
Chips$2.00
Pita Bread$3.00
Guacamole - Side$3.00
Pico De Gallo Side$3.00
Nacho Cheese Side$3.00
Homemade Salsa - Side$3.00
STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS:
Cheesecake $14.00
Yes, it is vegan! :)
- Whole Cheesecake$72.00
- Peach$0.00
Pie Pie My Darling - Coconut Cake!$14.00
Cake Slice of the Month - new flavor every month.
UNDER THE CURRENT GUIDELINES YOUR MILKSHAKE IS ONLY PERMITTED TO BRING 10 BOYS TO THE YARD, MAX:
No modifying for smoothies, even the smallest adjustment will take you to international waters where you can build your own smoothie or shake from ingredients offered below.
Japan$12.00
Pineapple, Banana, Kale with Oat Milk
- Protein Powder$2.00
Philippines$12.00
Dragon Fruit, Mango, Pineapple, Banana with Oat Milk
- Protein Powder$2.00
Lebanon$12.00
Peach, Banana, Carrot with Oat Milk
- Protein Powder$2.00
Kenya$12.00
Strawberry, Banana with Oat Milk
- Protein Powder$2.00
New Zealand$12.00
Kiwi, Blackberries, Blueberries, Strawberries, Banana with Oat Milk
- Protein Powder$2.00
Brazil$12.00
Espresso Powder, Chocolate, Banana with Oat Milk
- Protein Powder$2.00
Yugoslavia$12.00
Raspberry, Blackberry, Strawberries, Peach with Oat Milk
- Protein Powder$2.00
International Waters$14.00
Build Your Own Smoothie
- Protein Powder$2.00
WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A SECRET MENU:
Elote$7.00
Little Bit of Everything$59.00
2 Empanadas, 2 tequeños, 2 macballs, 2 sliders (veggie or beyond), 8oz of buffalo wings, 3oz ajvar, served with ranch. If you select extra people an extra item will be added per each person.
- Two People$0.00
- Three People$24.00
- Four People$48.00
- Five People$72.00
- Six People$96.00
THIRST TRAP
Lemonade - Different Flavors$6.00
Limeade - Different Flavors$6.00
Cup of Hot Chocolate$5.00
- Lavender$1.00
Organic Hot Tea$5.00
- Lemon Ginger$0.00
- Camomile$0.00
- English Breakfast Black Tea$0.00
- China Green Pure$0.00
- China Green Jasmine$0.00
- Fruit Symphony$0.00
- Earl Grey$0.00
- English Breakfast$0.00
- Queens Blend$0.00
- Peppermint$0.00
- Unsweet$0.00
- Sweetened - Monk Fruit Sweetener$1.00
COFFEES$4.00
- Black Coffee$0.00
- Espresso$1.00
- Decaf Espresso$0.00
- Hot Latte$2.00
- Iced Latte$2.00
- Oat$1.00
- Unsweet$0.00
- Sweetened - Monk Fruit Sweetener$1.00
- Lavender$1.00
Juice$4.00
- Orange Juice$0.00
- Cranberry Juice$0.00
Can Pepsi$3.00
Can Sprite$3.00
Can Lime Lacroix$3.00
Can Mango Lacroix$3.00
Boxed Water$3.00
Perrier$4.00
Iced Tea$5.00
