Kale My Name

I'M NOT REALLY HUNGRY BUT I'M GONNA EAT ANYWAY:

• Ajvar and Pita Bread$12.00

  Traditional Balkan’s Spread Roasted Pepper, Roasted Eggplant, Sunflower Oil and Sea Salt [SF] For Gluten Free option sub veggies for pita.

• Three Empanadas$14.00

  Potato and Veggies served with Garlic Aioli [SF] Three not enough? Add the extra one!

• Cauliflower Wings$15.00

  Buffalo or BBQ Carrot and Ranch Dressing On The Side [GF, SF]

  • Buffalo$0.00
  • BBQ$0.00
  • Lemon Pepper$0.00

• Chips and Guacamole$10.00

  House-made, always fresh guacamole and chips. [GF, SF]

• Tequenos$14.00

  Venezuelan Cheese Sticks served with Garlic Aioli [SF] 4 Tequeños not enough? Add more.

• Nachos$15.00

  Chips, Cheddar, Black Beans, Corn, Pico De Gallo [GF, SF] Add: Guac, Jackfruit, Seitan, Tofu - $3

• Mac Balls$13.00

  Fried Mac and Cheddar Cheese Balls Ranch Dressing on the side [GF, SF] 4 MacBalls come in one order. Feel free to add one more.

• Two Sliders$17.00

  Veggie or Beyond Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Onion, Tomato, Pickle and Awesome Sauce [SF]

  • Veggie Patty$0.00
  • Beyond Patty$0.00
  • One Veggie, One Beyond$1.00

• Homemade Fries$6.00

  Served with Ranch [GF, SF]

• Greek Fries$9.00

  Feta, Parsley, Lemon Slice served with Garlic Aioli [GF, SF]

• Fried Oyster Mushrooms$19.00

  Organic Oyster Mushrooms Server with homemade ranch and slice of lemon [GF, SF]

“I’M JUST GONNA GET A SOUP AND SALAD” - WE GOT YOU SISTER:

• Caesar Salad$14.00

  Kale, Parmesan, Sun Dried Tomatoes with Caesar dressing[GF, SF]

• Neiman Salad$15.00

  Kale, Broccoli, Tom, Carrot, Corn, Black Beans and Mediterranean Dressing [GF, SF]

• Taco Salad$15.00

  Kale, Black Beans, Corn, Red Peppers, Pico De Gallo, Chips and Chipotle Aioli [GF, SF]

• Kale My Name House Salad$11.00

  Kale, Tomato, Cucumber, Onion, Carrot with choice of dressing [GF, SF]

  • Mediterranean$0.00
  • Ranch$0.00
  • Caesar$0.00
  • Chipotle Aioli$0.00
  • Garlic Aioli$0.00
  • Buffalo$0.00
  • BBQ$0.00

• Greek Salad$15.00

  Kale, Olives, Feta, Tomato, Cucumber, Onion, Mediterranean Dressing [GF, SF]

WRAP IT UP:

-all wraps come with French Fries, sub any of the sides for $1

• Jackfruit Wrap$17.00

  Jackfruit, Black Beans, Corn, Kale, Pico de Gallo and Chipotle Aioli [GF]

  • Fries$0.00
  • Broccoli$1.00
  • Black Beans$1.00
  • Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
  • Greek Fries$3.00
  • Rosemary Potatoes$0.00

• Buffalo Tofu Wrap$16.00

  Fried Tofu, Buffalo Sauce, Kale, Tomato, Cucumber, Red Onion, Ranch Sauce [GF]

  • Fries$0.00
  • Broccoli$1.00
  • Black Beans$1.00
  • Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
  • Greek Fries$3.00
  • Rosemary Potatoes$0.00

• Italian Seitan Wrap$17.00

  Seitan, Mushrooms, Kale, Mozzarella Cheese, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Garlic Aioli

  • Fries$0.00
  • Broccoli$1.00
  • Black Beans$1.00
  • Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
  • Greek Fries$3.00
  • Rosemary Potatoes$0.00

• Caesar Avocado Wrap$16.00

  Avocado, Kale, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Parmesan, Caesar Dressing [GF]

  • Fries$0.00
  • Broccoli$1.00
  • Black Beans$1.00
  • Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
  • Greek Fries$3.00
  • Rosemary Potatoes$0.00
  • Add Tindle Chicken Tenders$4.00
  • No Caesar$0.00
  • No Avocado$0.00
  • No Sun Dried Tomato$0.00
  • No Parmesan$0.00

• Oyster Mushroom Wrap$20.00

  Organic Fried Oyster Mushrooms, Kale, Onion, Tomato, Pickle, Awesome Sauce Dressing [GF,SF]

  • Fries$0.00
  • Broccoli$1.00
  • Black Beans$1.00
  • Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
  • Greek Fries$3.00
  • Rosemary Potatoes$0.00
  • No Kale$0.00
  • No onions$0.00
  • No tomato$0.00
  • No awesome sauce$0.00
  • Awesome sauce on the side$0.00
  • No pickles$0.00

TACOS, BECAUSE IT'S MEXICO SOMEWHERE:

• Jackfruit Tacos$14.00

  Two Jackfruit Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]

• Fried Avocado Tacos$14.00

  Two Fried Avocado Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]

• Seitan Tacos$14.00

  Two Seitan Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [SF]

• Beyond Tacos$17.00

  Two Ground Beyond Beef Tacos with Chopped Kale, Chipotle Aioli, Pico de Gallo, Lime, side of black beans and chips [GF,SF]

• Combo Tacos (One of Each)$19.00

  One Avocado, One Jackfruit, One Seitan Tacos

NOW, I'M REALLY HUNGRY:

• TINDLE Chicken Sandwich$18.00

  TiNDLE Chicken Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries

  • Fries$0.00
  • Broccoli$1.00
  • Black Beans$1.00
  • Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
  • Greek Fries$3.00
  • Rosemary Potatoes$0.00

• TiNDLE Breakfast Sandwich$19.00

  Everything Bagel, Two TiNDLE sausage patties, Cheddar Cheese, Scrambled Tofu and home made vegan honey mustard served with rosemary potatoes.

  • Fries$0.00
  • Broccoli$1.00
  • Black Beans$1.00
  • Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
  • Greek Fries$3.00
  • Rosemary Potatoes$0.00

• Chicago Burger$18.00

  *nominated for best burger in the city by Chicago Reader  Beyond Burger Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]

  • Fries$0.00
  • Broccoli$1.00
  • Black Beans$1.00
  • Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
  • Greek Fries$3.00
  • Rosemary Potatoes$0.00

• Hawaii Burger$19.00

  Veganuary Special - Hawaii Burger - Beyond Burger Patty, Shredded Mozarella Cheese, Pineapple, BBQ Sauce, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles and Side of Fries [SF]

  • Fries$0.00
  • Broccoli$1.00
  • Black Beans$1.00
  • Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
  • Greek Fries$3.00
  • Rosemary Potatoes$0.00

• Tina's Veggie Burger$18.00

  Veggie Patty (made in house - soft texture) Cheddar Cheese, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]

  • Fries$0.00
  • Broccoli$1.00
  • Black Beans$1.00
  • Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
  • Greek Fries$3.00
  • Rosemary Potatoes$0.00

• Oyster Mushroom Sandwich$20.00

  Organic Fried Oyster Mushroom, Brioche Bun, Kale, Tomato, Onion, Pickles, Awesome Sauce and Side of Fries [SF]

  • Fries$0.00
  • Broccoli$1.00
  • Black Beans$1.00
  • Garlic Kale Yeah$1.00
  • Greek Fries$3.00
  • Rosemary Potatoes$0.00

• Southern Supper$21.00

  Fried Cauliflower, Mac Ball, Garlic Kale, Homemade Fries with Ranch, Buffalo and BBQ sauces on the side [GF, SF]

CAN I STILL ORDER FROM KIDS MENU EVEN THO I AM OVER 12? KALE NO!

• Kids Quesadillas$6.00

  Cheddar or Mozzarella in Corn Tortillas [GF, SF]

  • Mozzarella$0.00
  • Cheddar$0.00

• Kids Burger$14.00

  Beyond Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Side of Fries [SF]

• Kids Veggie Plate$9.00

  Choice of 3 Raw Veggies Served with Ranch Carrots, Broccoli, Kale, Mushroom, Tomato, Red Peppers [GF, SF]

SIDE CHICK:

• Broccoli$4.00

• Black Beans$3.00

• Garlic Kale Yeah$5.00

IT'S OK GUAC, I'M EXTRA TOO:

• Ranch$1.00

• Caesar Dressing$1.00

• Awesome Sauce$1.00

• Garlic Aioli$1.00

• Buffalo Sauce$1.00

• BBQ Sauce$1.00

• Chipotle Aioli$1.00

• Mediterranean Vinaigrette$1.00

• Chips$2.00

• Pita Bread$3.00

• Guacamole - Side$3.00

• Pico De Gallo Side$3.00

• Nacho Cheese Side$3.00

• Homemade Salsa - Side$3.00

STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS DESSERTS:

• Cheesecake (Pineapple)$14.00

  Yes, it is vegan! :)

  • Whole Cheesecake$72.00
  • Pineapple$0.00

• Pie Pie My Darling (Strawberry Streusel)$14.00

  Cake Slice of the Month - new flavor every month.

UNDER THE CURRENT GUIDELINES YOUR MILKSHAKE IS ONLY PERMITTED TO BRING 10 BOYS TO THE YARD, MAX:

No modifying for smoothies, even the smallest adjustment will take you to international waters where you can build your own smoothie or shake from ingredients offered below.

• Japan$10.00

  Pineapple, Banana, Kale with Oat Milk

  • Protein Powder$2.00

• Philippines$10.00

  Dragon Fruit, Mango, Pineapple, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Protein Powder$2.00

• Lebanon$10.00

  Peach, Banana, Carrot with Oat Milk

  • Protein Powder$2.00

• Kenya$10.00

  Strawberry, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Protein Powder$2.00

• New Zealand$10.00

  Kiwi, Blackberries, Blueberries, Strawberries, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Protein Powder$2.00

• Brazil$10.00

  Espresso Powder, Chocolate, Banana with Oat Milk

  • Protein Powder$2.00

• Yugoslavia$10.00

  Raspberry, Blackberry, Strawberries, Peach with Oat Milk

  • Protein Powder$2.00

• International Waters$12.00

  Build Your Own Smoothie

  • Protein Powder$2.00

WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE A SECRET MENU:

• Elote$7.00

• Little Bit of Everything$59.00

  2 Empanadas, 2 tequeños, 2 macballs, 2 sliders (veggie or beyond), 8oz of buffalo wings, 3oz ajvar, served with ranch. If you select extra people an extra item will be added per each person.

  • Two People$0.00
  • Three People$24.00
  • Four People$48.00
  • Five People$72.00
  • Six People$96.00

THIRST TRAP

• Lemonade - Different Flavors$6.00

• Limeade - Different Flavors$6.00

• Cup of Hot Chocolate$5.00

  • Lavender$1.00

• Organic Hot Tea$5.00

  • Lemon Ginger$0.00
  • Camomile$0.00
  • English Breakfast Black Tea$0.00
  • China Green Pure$0.00
  • China Green Jasmine$0.00
  • Fruit Symphony$0.00
  • Earl Grey$0.00
  • English Breakfast$0.00
  • Queens Blend$0.00
  • Peppermint$0.00
  • Unsweet$0.00
  • Sweetened - Monk Fruit Sweetener$1.00

• COFFEES$4.00

  • Black Coffee$0.00
  • Espresso$1.00
  • Decaf Espresso$0.00
  • Hot Latte$2.00
  • Iced Latte$2.00
  • Oat$1.00
  • Unsweet$0.00
  • Sweetened - Monk Fruit Sweetener$1.00
  • Lavender$1.00

• Juice$4.00

  • Orange Juice$0.00
  • Cranberry Juice$0.00

• Can Pepsi$3.00

• Can Sprite$3.00

• Can Lime Lacroix$3.00

• Can Mango Lacroix$3.00

• Boxed Water$3.00

• Perrier$4.00

• Iced Tea$5.00